"To be honest, I hate board games. I think they should be called 'bored' games! But my friends always want to play them so I go along with it anyway. The worst is when I'm with a guy and he's so into the game, and all I can think about is sucking and riding his cock. I just want to throw the board off the table and pounce on him. I did that once, you know. I was practically leaking through my panties, and I was sure there would be a stain on the chair. So I decided to go for it. I wiped all the pieces off the board, crawled over it, sat in his lap and started making out with him. I felt his boner right away. We fucked, and it was awesome. That's how all games should end!"