“A cum ‘stache is when a guy cums on your face and it gets on your upper lip, so it's like a cum mustache. I love it when that happens because I can lick it off. And, of course, whatever I can't reach with my tongue I'll scoop up with my finger and spoon into my mouth. My mom always taught me to clean my plate. Well, I make sure I do the same thing with the cum on my face. I lick everything up and leave no drop behind.”