"My older brother is so annoying. Growing up, we'd fight all the time. And he's still a pain in the ass. So many times I wished I was an only child or had a sister instead. But there is one reason I'm glad I have an older brother. And that's because he has so many hot friends. They come over to play video games with him and I want to suck all their cocks and have them do a circle jerk on me. I've even had sex with one of them. He stopped by when my brother wasn't home, so I took advantage of the opportunity. We fucked on my bed and then he came on my face. It wasn't a circle jerk, but it was good enough."